Stoowarb: Welcome to Big Monster Battle! Us four Werdos will be hosting a show with 66 Monsters competing to win a mystery prize..
Tawkerr: That's right! I'm Tawkerr, these are Parlsona, Stoowarb and Maggpi, and this is..
BIG
MONSTER
BATTLE!
[generic ahh intro]
Parlsona: So, first, we've got to make our teams!
Maggpi: We will do this by ra-
[Maggpi is crushed into a squished raisin by Bisonorus]
Bisonorus: Who wants to be on my team?
Dandidoo: Oaktopus, want to join my team?
Oaktopus: Yeah, sure thing
Maw: Wynq, let's team up!
Wynq: Sure, and let's merge with those guys! [Wynq points at Flowah and Barrb with his toes]
Flowah: No, you guys are useless.
Maw: Fine! [Maw bites Barrb's flower chin mane thing and pulls it off with his teeth before rolling off angrily with Wynq]
Barrb: AAAAAAA-
Spunge: Reedling, Thumpies, let's be a team!
Thumpies: Sure thing, but who else should we team wi-
Tawkerr: GUYYYYYYSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!
[Everyone stops.]
Tawkerr: Maggpi was saying that we were doing RANDOMISED TEAMS! Before a certain SOMEONE KILLED HER!!
Bisonorus: Sorrry.......
Stoowarb: Aaanywho, let's get right into the first team. 11 contestants per team.
[Stoowarb spins a wheel between the Quints, and it lands on Candelavra.]
Parlsona: Candelavra, you're on team 1.
Candelavra: Yay, first picked! [Candelavra spits a firework into the air from her mouth and when it explodes it says "YAY"
[Stoowarb spins three more wheels, all without Quints available]
Stoowarb: Joining Candelavra are Scups, T-Rox and Pango!
Scups: Finally! I'm picked!
Pango: You were second chosen, calm down..
Tawkerr: Maw, Stogg, PongPing, Noggin!
Stogg: Great, Maw? He doesn't even have limbs!
Noggin: MRRFFF! MRFFFF!!!
Maw: Hey, at least I can talk. And I have a great sense of scent, thank you, incase that becomes useful at some point!
PongPing: It won't.
Stoowarb: Last on the team are PomPom, Kayna and Gobbleygourd-
PomPom, Maw, Stogg and Scups: GOBBLEYGOURD??
Stoowarb: What-What-what did I do wrong?
PongPing: I'll tell you what you did WRONG; You put GOBBLEYGOURD with us!
Stoowarb: Jeez, it's not like it was my idea, blame Maggpi, it was her idea for randomization!
[Maggpi is in a full-body cast from being crushed by Bisonorus]
Hoola: Wait, why am I not on PomPom's team?
Parlsona: Oh, right, that's going to be a problem. I suppose you can just stay on whatever team you're meant to be on.
Hoola: aw..
Tawkerr: Moving on! Next team captain is Drummidary!
Drummidary: Sweet!
Maw: Wait! Don't we get a team name?
Stoowarb: Oh, right. Yeah.. uh.. Team 1?
[Team 1 look in annoyance, except Maw since he has no eyes]
PongPing: Really?
Stoowarb: Oh give me a break, it's not like I can name things!
Tawkerr: Again, moving on! On Drummidary's team is... Wait, why aren't the contestants already chosen?
Parlsona: Maggpi lost RPS and was supposed to spin the wheels but they didn't get spun.
Tawkerr: Maggpi! You had one job!
Maggpi: MRFFFFF (muffled from bandages)
Noggin: mrf mrf!
Stoowarb: I'll spin them. Next members on D-dary's team are:
Shellbeat, Phangler, Boskus, Whaddle, Quarrister, Krillby and Cybop!
Whaddle: This team is awful.
Drummidary: Agreed. At least I have Quarrister ol' buddy!
Tawkerr: SHUT UP! Last members of the team are Pummel, Flum Ox and Hoola!
Flum Ox: Hey team!
Stoowarb: You guys are.. uh... Team 2.
Phangler: Is this really how you're going to be naming these teams?
Stoowarb: Yeah..
Parlsona: Starting us off with the next team is Shrubb!
Shrubb: Yeah!
Stoowarb: Gnarls, Furcorn, Reedling, Thumpies, Flowah, Barrb and Potbelly!
Potbelly: Great, I hate every last one of 'em. Stole my plant-look.
Flowah: That's YOUR fault for BREEDING US WITH YOUR PLANT ELEMENT!
Tawkerr: Last members of the team are Punkleton, Repatillo and Spunge!
Spunge: Yay!
Punkleton: Hell yeah, this team I can get behind!
Repatillo: Why is everyone else a plant??
Reedling and Thumpies: We're not! Well, kind of...
Parlsona: Team 3!
Stoowarb: Next team! Starting us off is Glowl - and joining them is Mimic, Fwog, Riff, Yelmut, Quibble, Mammott, Wynq, Floogull, Riff, and Schmoochle! Team 4!
Fwog: Just like that? Also, where's Mimic?
[Another Fwog appears]
"Fwog": Wah wah wah, it's me, Fwog!
Fwog: Rude. [Fwog kicks the fake Fwog, and Mimic's disguise dissolves, and they reveal themself]
Tawkerr: TEAM 5.
Bowhead, Sneyser, Toe Jammer, Deedge, Tring, Drumpler, Congle, Clamble, Sooza, Rootitoot and Blabbit!
Stoowarb: That's your team!
Congle: This team looks oddly familiar..
Toe Jammer: Yeah, strange..
Parlsona: And finally: Team 6! These guys..
[The camera moves to Tuskski, Entbrat, Dandidoo, Oaktopus, Tweedle, Ziggurab, Woolabee, Thrumble, Bisonorus, Yool and Tiawa]
Tweedle: ...
Stoowarb: Let's move on to the challenge! Making a song!
Blabbit: A.. song?
Stoowarb: I mean, we ARE singing Monsters. A song is something you should all be able to make to be worthy of the GRAND PRIZE..
Clamble: Okie dokie!
Tawkerr: Three..
Parlsona: Two..
Stoowarb: Go!
Tawkerr and Parlsona: DUDE!
Stoowarb: What? Isn't it three-two-go?
[The teams begin working on their song]
Bisonorus: Guys, I got this, just leave it all to me!
Yool: Just saying, if we lose, you're a goner.
Mimic: Hey team, just make a song and I can join in!
[3 hours later...]
Stoowarb: Alright, time's up! However, since the writer has already put a lot of time into this show, and is ready to publish the episode, we're not gonna show the first 3 songs. They got a 20/30, a 24/30, and a 28/30!
Fwog: Our team is ready!
Parlsona: Ooh, let's hear it!
[The team performs their best version of Cave Island they can make with their members, except Mimic keeps going in the wrong places.]
Parlsona: That was.. a bit.. scary... 3/10.
Stoowarb: That was sick!! 9/10!
Tawkerr: 5/10, mainly because Mimic ruined it for me!
Mimic: Hey! I did a great Quibble impression!
Tawkerr: Nevermind, I'm giving a four.
Mimic: WHAT THE F-
Stoowarb: Team 4 has a 16/30, which is the worst so far! Team 1 is now immune despite their 20/30!
Candelavra: YAY!
[Team 5 play, and get a 10, a 5, and an 8, getting them a 23/30.]
Tawkerr: Alright Team 6, time for your performance. To avoid losing a member, you need to get atleast a 17/30.
Bisonorus: Starting... NOW!
[Oaktopus and Dandidoo begin playing, and then Bisonorus jumps over to them and eats both of them.]
[Thrumble starts playing, and then gets grabbed by the neck and devoured. The same happens to Whaddle, Yool, Tweedle and Ziggurab]
[Tuskski, Entbrat and Tiawa, all being too big to be eaten, just keep playing, and end nearly perfectly but then Bisonorus busts in with a colossal burp.]
Bisonorus: Well? Did you like it?
Tawkerr: ...
Stoowarb: With a -30/30, Team 6 is up for elimination!
Bisonorus: Was it really that bad?
Stoowarb: Yes. So viewers, Team 6 will be voting out a member next episode. However, you can vote for one contestant to win a prize!
